Uh, huh, You might be a Redneck!
Of course gobs of books have tried to define who and what is a redneck. Let me give you my two cents worth on the subject. First off, you can’t be a redneck if you don’t live in the south. A redneck is a southerner…If you live up north or out west, you might be called something else or have the traits of a redneck, but you ain’t a redneck.
And, I might say, a lack of an education doesn’t make you a redneck. There are plenty of rednecks that college educated and still qualify as a rednecks. So what are some of the typical signs that immediately lalbel someone as a redneck?
One of my favorite comments, and it sure isn’t original is, “If you go to a family reunion looking for a date…you’re a redneck.”
And if you have more than one indoor appliance on your front porch…your certainly suspect.
A redneck is bullheaded. enough said. A redneck is usually not a computer whiz, and some even think e-mail is of the devil.
A lot of rednecks believe President Obama is the Anti-Christ and naturally that he was born in Keyna.
Rednecks are usually Republicans…it’s the three Gs thing. Rednecks either love or hate all of them God, Guns, and Gays; and they don’t give a whit that every economic issue the Republican espouse is against their interest. The Republicans have done an outstanding job in redneck recruiting. Arkansas, according to the last election results, proves the point. Our little state is the center of the universe, as far as redneck voting is concerned.
And finally; There won’t be any rednecks reading this blog.
